ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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