hotel room ftw
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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