My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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