did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
How does it feel to date your dad?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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