okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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