ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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