i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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