lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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