32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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