ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
