you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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