So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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