Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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