i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I have already put on my inside pants.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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