Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
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