: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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