When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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