He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wish i was in the wii world.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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