Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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