Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
soo... how was my night?
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