i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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