And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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