She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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