Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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