Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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