If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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