guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
whose ass print is on the piano?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
