so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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