I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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