it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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