She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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