at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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