Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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