He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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