No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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