i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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