We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
its liver damage thursday
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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