Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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