Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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