There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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