Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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