"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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