Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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