I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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