I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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