honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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