But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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