we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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