Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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