To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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