is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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