some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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