well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just invented taco cereal.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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