Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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