I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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